Doug

A sexy beast that has a tiny dick but high sex drive. Tends to love objects to people and prefers coats over any other clothing. Women love him for his quietness and his intriguing personality.

Guy1: why is he wearing a coat at the beach?
Guy2: he’s a doug

by anonymous June 13, 2022

oug doug

the one we used to hate.

oug doug did nothing wrong unlike doug doug who did everything wrong and bad,fuck doug doug.

by i hate doug doug April 24, 2024

Doug

A shithead that sucks on dicks he also loves giving himself orgasms.

Eric and Alex fucked doug

by Joe71206 December 2, 2018

Disappointing Doug

someone you had high hope in, but then they disappoint you and others. this often applies to politicians and other public leaders.

Disappointing Doug from Washington State has proven to be a bully as he attempts to legislate his political views against those who support Black Lives Matter.

by arealpatriot1313 June 23, 2018

doug

a man with a shovel

yo that guy is holding a shovel,

that must be doug
oh he dropped it now hes dougless

by Tr4shy_N3RD October 19, 2025

Douged it

When your playing golf and you take the shittest shot.

Swinging the club super hard but the ball only moves 4 feet. Fucking douged it.

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021

Doug

Strongly republican. Also watches Fox news and a lot of the times has OCD. He is also against immigration but never fails to make people laugh. He loves America like it's his baby and loves America and the American flags. He makes jokes that not a lot of people understand unless they are just like him. He repeats himself to make his point and always says "he's a type A person".

"Brooo Doug is so annoying, but I guess he has SOME good jokes.

by Yougotitrightttt July 15, 2019