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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Morry

I have a meeting morry
by Christine Canigula January 2, 2024
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katelyn janis morris

shes an amazing person she may get crazy but shes a big hearted funny very beautiful she makes you proud to be you she is a great girl she is AMAZING nd GREAT in every way love ya katie your my bff nd gfc; lol
me:idk what to do im loosing everyone katelyn janis morris help me

katie; im here just talk nd hug it out ill be here every step of the way u my best friend
by crazygirls4life January 12, 2012
mugGet the katelyn janis morrismug.

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.
Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.
by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018
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Isaiah Morris

He is amazing boy. he thinks he is ugly, but some people say other wise. he doesn't like many people in the world or in his class. but someone like him. One of the people that like him is Courtney. She thinks she is ugly to, but she is O.K.
Isaiah Morris, nice kind, awesome
by Unkownwordcreator June 3, 2019
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Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
by Phantom lol March 6, 2022
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Mr Morris skibidi

Mr morris means some blondish brown hair that is a math teacher hes very cool and very sexy

he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever

hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)
'Mr morris": Yo wsg gang hang
Students: wsp mr momomorris

Mr morris skibidi
by skibidi toilet math babay morr November 19, 2023
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