fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021
Get the fish mondaymug. What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
by Customer service clown March 2, 2020
Get the trash mondaymug. by Querty345 December 21, 2018
Get the Monday Neckmug. by peeweehermanthethird December 19, 2019
Get the When It Mondaymug. Whenever posted on a guys story “no man Monday” every taken girl that sees his story is single until Tuesday.
by Wakmasterflex April 14, 2019
Get the no man mondaymug. Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
by Wookie4u January 8, 2010
Get the Monday Muddbuttmug. Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day
by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020
Get the Dirty mondaymug.