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male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
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Dirty monday

Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day
Dirty monday got out of hand last week
by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020
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trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".
by Customer service clown March 2, 2020
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Southside Monday

A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.

B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
I gave Jessica a SouthSide Monday yesterday. She was so mad.
by Zigmas Maloni May 9, 2022
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Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.
Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.
by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022
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Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.
Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!
by mr electric is god March 20, 2022
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