The tall one that thinks he’s so cool in front of all his friends when he just looks like a dumb idiot.
Mom:DYLAN COME CLEAN THE DISHES
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber
by ImAidiotLOL December 9, 2019
Get the Dylan mug.💙I remember the first time I ever laid eyes on you. You were standing there, oblivious to my existence, chatting with a friend. There was just something about you that called out to me. Maybe it was the way you talked with your hands or how you laughed. I can’t really place my finger on exactly what it was. I was a very shy person and almost didn’t talk to you. But today I am so thankful I got the courage to. It will always be my favorite day. Baby, always remember to take it easy. Don’t stress yourself out too much and don’t lose yourself by doing more than you’re capable of doing. Slow and steady will always win the race. Take your time and do the best you can. Just remember I love and miss you very much. I hope you have a great day baby!😘❤️
-Caroline 🤪
-Caroline 🤪
I love you Dylan!
by HisBrat January 8, 2021
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan is my boyfriend
by appear_online November 5, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan, is easily the best guy you'll ever meet, be friends with, or be girlfriend of! He is the SWEETEST guy and will never hurt you. He has crazy good hair, is super charming, and incredibly sweet. His smile makes him an instant yes and he makes you feel soooo happy! Dylan is easily the most perfect boy that exists!
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Get the Dylaned mug.Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.
Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?
Person 2: Dylan
Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time
Person 2: Dylan
Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time
by zane the person January 2, 2018
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