flap hat

A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.

(A flap hat walks by.)

-Dude, check out that flap hat!

-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!

by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

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Sex Hat

Peter has a very hood Sex Hat

Marine find's the Sex Hat really fucking hot, and she would fuck him in an instant, if he pulls up in the Sex Hat

by sadboiluke September 19, 2020

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hat shop
noun

1. Ice Hockey, when a single player scores a hat trick in three or more consecutive games.

2. Store, a shop that sells hats. i.e. Lids

3. Sex Accomplishment, when a feller gets head from a different girl in three or more consecutive nights.

1) Nikolaj Ehlers pulled a nasty hat shop in the QMJHL again Bathurst, Moncton and Cape Breton.

2) I bought a hat at that shop named Lids.

3) "Dude I got brained by 3 girls in 3 nights, I'm gonna call them Monday Tuesday and Wednesday."

by Dirty Hali Dangler Muckin Barn March 16, 2014

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hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018

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bj hat

When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.

When katie gives chris a blowjowksi she is comforted by a class bj hat during the act.

by the mad bj hatter July 10, 2014

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