zombie team 

A hypothetical team incorporated into your zombie plan consisting of the people you know who would be the most beneficial in the event of a zombie apocolypse. People often considered for one's zombie team are resourceful, very fit, stealthy, not afraid of blood, and have easy access to weapons.

Benji Franklin: "Damn, look at that bully beat a helpless child with a baseball bat!"

G Wash: "I know. He'd be perfect in my zombie team."

zombie team by Dennis Erickson November 1, 2009

Zombedy 

A combination of the words zombie and comedy.

Zombie Land is the greatest Zombedy!!!

Zombedy by Lady Vonnington November 19, 2009

Zombie Serious 

When you're serious, but not quite dead serious.

Example Person 1: "Dude! Are you serious?!?!"
Cool Person 1: "Yep. Zombie serious."

Zombie Serious by Tori~MP3 November 22, 2009

Zombiesce 

Having or pertaining to having Zombie-like features; Movement mimicking or displaying the general attributes of a Zombie; Exhibiting behavior becoming to a Zombie

Zed's zombiesce appearance frightens off most small children at the mall.

Tara's zombiesce movement negates the desire to dance with her at most parties and gatherings.

I'd sleep with Anya more frequently if she didn't have such a zombiesce expression on her face when I was railing her with such authority!

Zombiesce by dwpworldwide June 10, 2010

zombie stick 

A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.

John raised his zombie stick and brought down terror upon the undead.

zombie stick by jamill14 June 9, 2011

Zombiesque 

Pronounced: Zom-bee-esk.
The delicate art of reflecting zombie like qualities whilst remaining completely (or partially) alive.

Wtf Dave, you are looking rather Zombiesque today, whats with the sagging eyeballs?

Nice shirt Lisa, looking a bit Zombiesque this evening, I like how you look like a corpse but you just flaunt it anyways.

Zombiesque by TheCapedCrudeSayer August 16, 2012

Zombie Kraken 

1) A near undefeatable monster of biblical proportions originating from the sea which can survive on land. The Zombie Kraken is capable of devouring the largest of ships and small towns with relative ease. Its quick temper and vengeful nature makes it a beast best avoided.

2) A rock band which documents the many adventures of the Kraken in its un-dead form.

“Here comes the Zombie Kraken! Better make like a tree.”

Zombie Kraken by KrakenFan September 29, 2012