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zombie mask. 

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny
zombie mask. by arlie September 6, 2004
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Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"
Zombie Cannon by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

zombie logic

Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.
A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.
zombie logic by Thomas L. Vaultonburg September 11, 2005

Zombie sex

The act of screwing somebody's brains out.
That Zombie sex was so amazing, I've lost all my brain cells.
Zombie sex by Trick_or_tweet April 28, 2010

zombie go boom 

when a nazi zombie gets totally owned by a bazooka
you can kill a zombie with a bazooka and say "ZOMBIE GO BOOM!!!"

zombie unicorn 

a unicorn that has had the unfortunate fate of been bitten by a zombie resulting in death and then reanimation.

made famous by John and Hank Green on the YouTube channel Vlogbrothers 2.0
zombie "urrrrrrrrrrgh brains"
Unicorn "neigh"
Zombie "nom nom nom"
Zombie Unicorn "neigh brains"
zombie unicorn by yip6 April 25, 2009

Zombie Prom 

A pretty good play about the '50s. It is about a girl named toffee who falls in love with a bad-ass orphan named jonny. But her parents won't let them be together, so jonny commits suicide, so there's cliched your Romeo and Juliet part. But jonny comes back from the dead because of toffee's love for him, and he's a zombie. So the jackass principal won't let jonny come back to school because he used to be dead. And everyone protests about it and some kid calls some magazine, and the guy who writes the story was the principal's ex-bf, surprise, surprise. I won't ruin the ending, but it's some stupid dramatic scandalous thing with the magazine guy. Aside from the cliches though, it's a good play with cool songs.
Is an example really necessary? It's frickin zombie prom.
Zombie Prom by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010