your mother is fat
by qweyupasdghjklzxcdhghe79ur December 19, 2024
A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022
Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
by Broman memedude February 02, 2023