Western New York

WNY is filled with bad roads that they don’t fix also here is tailgaters and rubberneckers. Everybody drives like ass in this city either idiots that drive fast and have annoyingly loud cars to people that drive like grandmas. People are rude here and start shit with you for no reason. You also have people that are nosy and are in your business when they should mind there own. They say this city is the city of good neighbors BULLSHIT. When your attractive here you feel like a ghost like you don’t matter and your watching everybody have kids except you!!!! Then you will have people that are self centered and are all about themselves but don’t care about you and ask you anything about yourself so you can have a friendship or relationship with these people. The women here suck there either taken or when your out and about there eyes are everywhere else but looking at you! so you guys can flirt and hookup. Nobody wants to date attractive people here you see people here with less attractive people or people that look like they don’t deserve that girl and then you ask yourself “why is she with him” when she should be with a decent guy like me?. I hate this city the only thing good in this city is the food other than that this city is trash. I would rate this city a 1 star out of 5.

Uncle donald: Im happy i moved from western new york everybody here is an idiot…. i don’t miss this city one bit.
Me: yeah i dont blame you buffalo NY sucks!!!

by Furry2011 June 4, 2022

University of Western Ontario

THE WHITE WASHED PARTY SCHOOL of Canada. White students or white washed students go here bacause they eather didn't get into U of T or they thought U of T was was too hard. They also couldn't get into Queens they think too highly of themselves to go to any other university (like Lakehead). UWO is a wanna-be "Ivy League" school. This preppy school is home to some of the best looking over achieveing students in this polar country! Its one of the oldest and most beautiful universityes ever attracting U of T rejects since 1878.

Prep boy 1: Damm, i never got into to U of T. Well, i didn't wanna turn into a mindless robot anyways.

Prep boy 2: oh so what are u goin to do now?

Prep boy 1: Well, guess ill accept my offer to the University of Western Ontario.
Prep boy 2: Good idea, you can't go wrong with that!

Prep boy 1: Thats right, I won't become a brain washed zombie and ill be hanging out with the hottest people Ever!

by Prepboy February 16, 2014

wasteroid

A person who squanders his/her life away by constant alcohol and/or drug abuse.

I used to be a wasteroid, but then I sobered up and got a job.

by BURNiNATOR September 25, 2005

Western Carolina University

College in bumfuck nowhere of western north carolina. Easy as fuck to get into and cheap. Activities for first year freshmen includes drug overdoseing, alcohol poisoning, and general getting busted. The first year away from home means they go crazy with the new freedom and next thing you know their stomach is geting pumped. This is why the EMS trucks and cop cars are outside the freshmen dorms 5 nights a week minimum.

Typical Night at Western Carolina University:

Upperclassman Catamount: "There goes EMS."
Fellow Pothead: "Where do you think their going?"
Upperclassman Catamount: "You have to ask? The freshmen dorm of course!!"

(Later...)

Upperclassman Catamount: "See I was right! You owe me some head!"

by Call me Joker May 26, 2008

Case Western Reserve University

True... some of the stuff said is very true... there aren't that many good looking girls and the ones that are "good looking" or considerd as such know it and take alot of advantage of it. HOWEVER, guys here at Case have no game. They complain about the "few girls that are good-looking" being stuck up and ignorant but they do not realize that those girls just act like that towards them and not towards all guys. I know guys here that get more (quality) ass than toilet seats and have a great time at this school. True I am writing this in a break between studying for 3 midterms but that doesn't mean that I will not have fun once those are done. We still party every weekend, we still go on spring break, we still get laid, and we make tons of money after school. If you choose to stay in, however, and look at porn on a friday night, or post these definitions complaining about how much this school sucks, instead of going out and having fun, then it is not going to change. This school has a motto: Create your own fun. If you know how to create fun then you will have an awesome time. If you know how to befriend yourself with people that can create fun then you will also have an awesome time. If you are lazy or boring, you will have a terrible time. It is just that simple. One bad thing about this school is the rumors that go around. That is one thing that still resembles high school, but i guess that makes sense since people that are "cool" at this school were not "cool" in high school, so they are still getting used to it.

Things that people did at this school:
2 chics at the same time, 3-some, 4-some, 4 girls making out, girls flashing for alcohol, 2 girls in the same night, more than ace level in a sorority, yay off a girl's ass, sex in the bathroom during a fraternity formal, sex on the bus ride home from formal... many more

by I should've went to Wake... but this will do February 28, 2005

Wouter

The eternal love-god of the mythological class of female-nymphomaniac creatures, the Gillianus Maternity. Said to be the source of thunder, which previously was misunderstood to be the sound of Zeus roaring, but has now been replaced as the roaring of the Gillanus Maternity under the assault of their Wouters.

Wow, wouter was really having it last night. I could hardly sleep..

by Kindfriend June 6, 2011

Western Sandwich

A Western Sandwich is when you drop a really, really wet mud gremlin (wet shit), preferably diarrhea. Then don't wipe and stick someones nose in the crevice of your anus. In turn, their nose will look like really saucy chicken wings.
There are many different versions of the Western Sandwich, you can get it with the crust off (when someone has been constipated for several weeks and has a really dry ass), and you can also get many additions, such as ketchup (blood), mustard (urine), and mayonnaise (semen). Any other additions are up to the giver of the Western Sandwich.

"My life was fulfilled when I received a Western Sandwich from my close friend"

"Hey man, how much for a Western Sandwich?" "Only $3.65!", "Wow, that's a very good rate"

"Can I have my Western Sandwich with the crust off"

"Can I get some extra ketchup and mustard on that Western please"

"I'll take an extra sloppy Western Sandwich please, WITH MAYONNAISE!"

"That Western Sandwich took like 3 hours to get off my nose, BUT I LIKED IT!"

"Dude, Western Sandwiches are taking over my life, it's like, all I think about is receiving one..." "FROM MY SIBLINGS!"

"Eww Dude, Sibling Western Sandwiches are gross"

"Can I get a Western Sandwich with everything on it! INCLUDING RELISH AND ANCHOVIES!"

by b shock July 26, 2007