Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.

Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.

by jondich January 13, 2023

Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

woke dummy

A person who thinks they're really smart, but shows their stupidity by not believing in voting, journalism, viruses or equal rights

Mike's always complaining about racism, but he won't even go vote - just another woke dummy.
Eddie's a real woke dummy. He swears he loves the community, but he treats women like shit.
Theresa's got a big corporate job, but she tells all her friends the pandemic is a hoax. What a woke dummy!

by HB2020 November 9, 2020

Wide-a-woke

Someone permanently looking for irrelevant deviations from the current orthodoxy.

"I see the Halfords catalogue is selling ladies' and men's bikes. What about the non-binary cycling community? It's a classic case of whitewashing!" "Oooh, you're very wide-a-woke this morning. You twat".

by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

Woke off!

An expression aimed at people who are overly woke.
Like f*** off but aimed at people who are irritatingly woke.

Just woke off will you!

Woke off and leave me alone.
He/she can just woke off!

by Lucyloveslife March 11, 2021

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

by lexsace June 30, 2021

Woke and broke

A term to describe a grown adult with no source of reliable income, living in their parents' house, whose favourite hobby is retweeting Huffington Post articles off their mother's computer.

Jason is a woke and broke. He sits on his ass all day, tweeting about how funny he thinks Amy Schumer is and how Donald Trump is bad from his mother's computer. Whenever someone tweets at him saying, "Why don't you run for office, then?" he blocks them, not bothering to tell them how worthless he is.

by officialpyrocynical May 29, 2020