Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

Friends

Hoes David Martinez invites to art shows.

David constantly ditches real ones to go out with his friends.

by Senorbiscuit July 20, 2018

Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friend

A friend is someone, who you chat to all the time, in person, on via text. You can share things with, you can complain to. Talking to them about who you like, and making stupid group chats. No matter how cute your friends is, you shouldn't date. It could ruin your bond, and your special friendship.

I know he's cute but I couldn't date him. He's like a friend to me. :)

by emily8456 October 22, 2015

Friends

Two or more people get together and get extremely stoned

Let's go friends up together

by Kamy January 19, 2017