The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.
"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."
by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.
Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.
She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.
She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.
by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022

by Pertturbator January 29, 2020

Cables for apple products.
by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017

A word used to describe a robot in a racist manor. Not to be confused with clanker or bucket of bolts.
by Ball licker 200 August 5, 2025

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025

by BPCG4L May 1, 2018
