White-wiring

The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.

"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."

by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025

Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.

Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.

by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022

Hard Wired

A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.

-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“

by Pertturbator January 29, 2020

White Wires

Cables for apple products.

See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!

by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017

Wire back

A word used to describe a robot in a racist manor. Not to be confused with clanker or bucket of bolts.

YOU STUPID WIRE BACKED CLANKER

by Ball licker 200 August 5, 2025

Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger

"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"

by Ibitsu February 3, 2025

cat wire

What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.

I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.

by BPCG4L May 1, 2018