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Winter Titty Syndrome

Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.
"Winter Titty Syndrome is best cured with the blood of baby seals!", says Sarah Palin.
by SteveBoat The DreamBoat January 11, 2010
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winter cooter coat

when someone (usually a girl) allows over growth in the pubic area due to lack of razor or mate. And in few cases a way it keep your under area warm in the winter.
"god Ashley did Ryan dump you? 'cuz you've got one hell of a winter cooter coat going on. I can see it through your jeans..."
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat
by Kitzle VonBugaloo September 15, 2010
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Winderrific

Pronounced: Wind-er-if-fik

*A fart so bad you need a biohazard suit to avoid its toxic nature.

*When a person has EXTREME wind... I mean... EXTREME!!!

*A fart that sucks in all the air in the room before exploding and killing everyone in the room with its noxious fumes.
Joyce: "I'm sorry guys, I am really winderrific tonight."

(The room of people promptly melted)
by MeOw*MeOw July 11, 2011
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Winter Weakness Syndrome

ˈwintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm

1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.

3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.

2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Ben: "Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman."

Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."

Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."
by HurleySurfer618 December 18, 2012
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winter wind

A solo piano piece written by Frédéric Chopin. It is also known as Etude Opus 25 No. 11, and infamous for it's fast and complex patterns of notes.
Wow, that 11 year old can play Winter Wind!
Nah, he's just asian.
by chopinyourdickoff June 8, 2016
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winter sanches

Winter Sanches is that delicious girl from Boston
by LeeLongWong August 30, 2016
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winter pouch

That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.
Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.
by MADdancer December 6, 2016
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