whopass

It's whoopass without straining yourself to write the second "o".

Joe is such a doofis. I'm fixin' to open up a can of whopass on him!

by Steve December 28, 2004

whoppa head

1.someone that is lacking the knowledge, and has no friends

2.someone who got the greasy head, is always cheasy and cheap, and they is extra beefy

Yo Andrew Stockton is a whoppa head!

Look at Mary, she being a straight whoppa head.

by eyadoo its me April 23, 2006

Whoppin hole

When ones hole is overly massive.

Joe Guy: Hey man can you pass the cheese?

Judge Thunderballs: Hell no get it yourself bitch, you got the whoppin hole!

by Nert Yundee January 24, 2009

Whoopsadoodle

The act of ejaculating through the ceiling and accidentally or purposely impregnating your own mother. Or lauching your signaficant other/fuck buddy across the room via forceful ejaculation.

Last Tuesday, I whoopsdoodled my own Mother and now I have to whoopsadoodle it again to abort it.

by Doodletrey1 October 17, 2014

road whoppies

Getting a blowjob while driving

"I got a road whoppie the other day." - road whoppies

by Slinky Jones January 27, 2017

plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)

One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.

by joshua7437 January 16, 2008

whopped

A word used by a small minority who really mean to say whipped

She whopped the flora off the counter just in time

by Thetrudeff November 19, 2010