whack the jack

Fervent Male Masturbation

Tom wanted to whack the jack before his parents arrived home.

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

kid whacking

the act of a male dragging his ball sac against the face of a person.

Hey do you wanna go kid whacking later.

by kjghujfgdfhdhgjkhiutcghdstrydr June 8, 2010

whack nap

A nap taken right after masturbating. Sometimes masturbation is used specifically to induce a whack nap.

"Man, last night I was alone so I spent some time doing the hand jive, and it made me take the longest whack nap ever!"

by Lesna January 27, 2009

whack slap

Hitting someone with your dick

whack slap

by Wilson!! >:( September 22, 2013

Whack Juice

1 - adj. to be extremely whack, able to negatively effect all others he/she may meet with their "whackness"

2 - radiating with lameness beyond all belief

3 - a level of uncoolness that would disassociate you from those you believe to be your friends

This Hansen concert would be dripping with whack juice

You have just spike the punch bowl of life with you abundance of whack juice

by William Jones November 30, 2006

whack rappers

People who rap about shit that makes no sense. AKA, a doo doo stain rapper. Some examples include (but are not limited to)
•50 Cent
•Game
•Logo
•P Diddy

What the fuck did he say? What whack rappers.

by Fobb Mobb September 18, 2006

Whack in the Crack

Slang for Jack in the Box.

"I want a Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Whack in the Crack."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006