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line weasel

1. One who cuts in front of you in line at QFC with a shopping cart full of junk late at night when you only have 1 item (typically something you need right away) and typically has no clue of other humans in line.
That line weasel really pisses me off with her 3 kids and shopping cart full of shit...BITCH!!!
by Bryan Tradup August 21, 2005
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weasel piss

cheap horrible beer that tastes of watered down dregs
by rhandi bollocks August 24, 2005
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Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.
Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"
by ahar April 26, 2010
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weasely

A shady ass person that likes to have their mouth open as wide as their legs. They have multiple sexual relationships without the knowledge or consent of any of their significant others and will sneak off the moment you fall asleep or turn your back. Never trust someone with a weasely rep.
Mary: Hey, have you been hanging out with Tim lately?
Jane: Ew, fuck no. Tim's a weasely little bitch. He cheats on everybody.
by Emily & Pahut June 8, 2015
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Butt weiser

The classic insult. To be used to insult a being.
This word is commonly mistaken for "Budweiser", which is a sort of beer. Certain beings are unable to differentiate the term 'Butt weiser' and 'Budweiser' - please do not let their stupidity confuse you.

(This term originated and was coined by a certain being named s.c.)
1. You Buttweiser!
2. No one wants to hear what you have to say, you BUTTWEISER
3. I'll Butt weiser you in a second
4.
person: "you're a buttweiser"
fool: "Butt weiser is a sort of beer..."
person: "thats butt weiser fool!"
by qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq March 11, 2008
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Sticky Weasel

Sticky Weasels is how Googlemaps makes their Street View pictures. They attach cameras to the back of weasels and then put peanut butter on their underside to make them run around taking the pictures.
I think I'm going to be in a Street View picture! A sticky weasel ran past me this morning
by WifebeaterLuke February 20, 2011
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shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.
"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.
by Agent Elle June 10, 2005
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