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Better than Lil Wayne

What every "old school" hip-hop fans say on every youtube music video for no reason.
Guy 1:These people are way better than Lil Wayne.
Guy 2:Brah, this is a gospel song!
by Phenom12 June 4, 2010
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Jon Wayne

A hiphop artist hailing from La Habra, CA. Said to be the new shit in town. He has been featured on many albums, including "You know what it is, vol. 3". He is also the only goonie nigga in dem tightie pants
1. Jon Wayne is playing tonight at Low end theory, that goonie nigga in dem tightie pants can sure rippity rap.
2. Jon Wayne ate all of the Reese's sticks at am pm, they were sold out for weeks.
3. Jon Wayne drives an old POS Chrysler around LA looking for hookers and blow. Oh, and he's a rapper.
by Steven Vanguard May 29, 2010
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Bruce Wayne

Residing in Gotham City, billionaire Bruce Wayne is a well respected socialite, philanthropist, and owner of the multinational conglomerate, Wayne Enterprises. He is often known for donating millions of dollars a year to charity and trusts, yet is also seen in the public eye as little more than a playboy and a prominent bachelor. Dating movie stars, buying things that aren't for sale, and so forth. But, little do people know that Wayne maintains this facade so that nobody will expect that he is in fact Gotham City's nocturnal avenger, the Batman.
"All this, it's not me. I am more..." --Bruce Wayne
by clowmanus September 13, 2005
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Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.
When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...
by TheTyrant December 5, 2011
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Lil' Wayne-abee

Someone who wishes he was as good as Lil' Wayne but probably has more talent than him already because Lil' Wayne sucks but they still want to be like him. These are people who know all the words to every freaking gay song he has sang. They obviously have never listened to EMINEM!!!
Guy #1: "Dude let's play some cards."
Guy #2: "OMFG LIL WAYNES BEST SONG A MILLIE CAME ON I CANT PLAY NOW I MUST LEARN AND WORSHIP HIM." (guy #2 singing) IM A MILLIONAIRE IM A YOUNG MONEY MILLIONAIRE TOUGHER THAN NIGERIAN HAIR."
Guy #1,2,3,4,5 "What a Lil' Wayne-abee."
by SICKAMOFO July 8, 2009
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Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesterers February 10, 2010
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John Wayne Gacy Jr

1. An eerie but beautiful song by banjo-playing singer/songwriter, Sufjan Stevens.
"He dressed up like a clown for them/with his face paint white and red/ and on his best behavior/ in a dark room on the bed he kissed them all"

2. A textbook serial killer that targeted young boys, luring them into his house with the false notion that he would give them drugs or alcohol.
Gacy would then proceed to violently rape and murder the boys, often using ropes and other tools to asphyxiate them.

Gacy buried 27 of his victims under the crawlspace in his house. When there was no more room, he dumped the bodies in a nearby river.

Gacy is a textbook case because he had an abusive childhood, troubles with his father, and showed no remorse for his crimes. This display of sociopathy is incredibly typical for a serial killer.
In fact, he even said "the only thing I'm guilty of is running a cemetery without a license."

It should be noted that Gacy was once photographed with first lady Rosalynn Carter after the Secret Service had given him a high-level security clearance.

Gacy's last words were "kiss my ass."
"That guy seems really troubled. I hope he's not secretly another John Wayne Gacy Jr."
by Ross Quaine August 18, 2008
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