Watermelon wanker

A person who rubs his meat to watermelon's

Tedd, do you remember when johnny did that terrific thing that named him a watermelon wanker?

by Zenoxum July 04, 2021

Watermelon Ride

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.

"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."

by Joey of Gass August 17, 2011

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 23, 2019

what the watermelon

same meaning as what the heck but for all the OGs and lit kids

what the watermelon jacob?! that is my meatball!

by lil meep December 15, 2018

watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.

Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017

watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer August 14, 2017

Watermelon to the face

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.

*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.

by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010