A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017
Get the Watermelon Planter mug.When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.
Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!
by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017
Get the Bloody watermelon mug.Watermelon brigades is a reference to activists that support the Palestinian struggle. The watermelon colors - the green, red, white, and black of fruit, rind, and seeds—match those of the Palestinian flag and tell the story of the plight and pride of the Palestinian people.
Hundreds marched in support of the Palestinian struggle. Those self-described as "the watermelon brigades" marched to proclaim their support for a Palestinian state.
by elprofesor February 10, 2018
Get the Watermelon Brigades mug.Citthe original collection of Thunberg and other relevant type material, show that the sweet watermelon (Citrullus ss in Shenzhen in China in 2017.4
The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.
they didn't let me have most of it :(
The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.
they didn't let me have most of it :(
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