"Harry Styles new song Watermelon Sugar is totally gay."
"How do you know?"
"What's one thing most hetero woman like, and represented in the music video."
"Cock?"
Silence.
"Oh-"
"How do you know?"
"What's one thing most hetero woman like, and represented in the music video."
"Cock?"
Silence.
"Oh-"
by msdiva (el williams) May 31, 2021

A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017

by Pam Grier old skool September 16, 2021

its almost july 2021 and this is still in trending, how many centuries left till its removed from trending?
by hducc June 27, 2021

by Sweck on a cliff September 13, 2021

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

A delicacy where you fuck a watermelon by cutting a hole to the center and eventually cumming inside, giving the watermelon that extra sweetness when slicing it open and eating on a hot summer day
Finn: "Hey Mark, ya want some Watermelon Sugar? It'll cool you down after being in the sun all day."
Mark: "Yea, that sounds good."
Mark: "Yea, that sounds good."
by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021
