Clueless Whisper

The act of speaking softly on the phone, so that your coworkers don't find out you're an idiot.

Time can never mend, the clueless whispers to my senior tier friends.

by GenPurposes March 4, 2019

satan's whispers

Farts. Especially those really sulphury egg-fueled ones.

Incessant tickling is the way to summon Satan's whispers.

by dtcb4me June 23, 2017

The Texas Whisper

Laying back naked, grabbing your ankles while your fat wife or husband blows on the back of your knees.

Trent: Hey Cooper did your wife give you The Texas Whisper last night?

Cooper: You know it big dawg, there is nothing like the wind hitting the back of your knees!

by Thicc Tittie December 6, 2019

Whippah

The sound you hear right before someone smacks da shit out da back yo head.

(WHIPPAH!).....Step to me mothafucka.

by Kosmo84 July 2, 2009

whip skip

1. slang term implying your car has been stolen or you got carjacked. Originates from the slang term for a car, whip.

Julia "Hey Ben, some asshole just stole your car!!"

Ben "whip skip, yo!!"

"hey, did ya hear that dude Jake was almost whip skipped yesterday?"

by TheBenster November 30, 2009

Whip Whitaker

(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.

Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.

Aidan: How did you manage to bag all those super fly girls after downing a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?

Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.

by aoc93 March 12, 2013

whimpanda

A whimpanda is a person who offers blowjobs to every person they come across.

Amanda is a real whimpanda, she keeps offering me blowjobs!

by Kaipanda November 14, 2017