brain wee

A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!

Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉

by Ash & kezza August 3, 2019

wee kelzo

Wee Kelzo Is a Fierce Girl Who You Don't Wan't To Mess With, Wee Kelzo Can Also Be Loving And Scary.
Wee Kelzo Is Like a Guard Dog When Watching Loved Ones.

Wow i heard wee kelzo is like a guard dog when she looks after her dog!

by Machails July 1, 2017

wee slut

A slut who is good in bed but makes weird sounds

That girl be good in bed but she’s a wee slut

by Auriana February 22, 2018

wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use

Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf

by Bum chum 64 February 7, 2018

I wee

The new term that replaced i see

Omar : The test was so hard that i kicked the teacher in the balls
Jiji : I wee

by OmarAmoifek July 12, 2020

Wee-Taw

A softened version of an unacceptable English term for canines that act goofy and/or idiotic at baseline.

Those wee-taws went to the wrong door again to get into the house!

Can somebody please let out the wee-taws before they piss in the house?

I took the wee-taws for a walk, but they’re still experiencing withdrawal from their Prozac.

by maevcore May 13, 2023

Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

by Doggly September 2, 2023