vike up

To defy all odds by finding defeat in the face of certain victory. To fuck up royally. Choking in its finest form. Made famous by the Minnesota Vikings football team (see 1999, 2010, 2016 playoff games).

Did you watch that game? Minnesota had a chance and then they totally viked up at the end.
I knew the Vikings would vike up that easy field goal.
We had the lead the whole game until Adrian Peterson viked up and fumbled.

by TSny27 April 21, 2016

viking raid

The act of 18 or more men ravaging one woman for a chance into Valhalla (The Vagina)

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I was part of a Viking Raid.
Guy 1: Did you reach Valhalla??
Guy 2: HELL YEEE

by Rattagast the brown July 29, 2016

Viking Sexual

A metro sexual man having a Scandinavian heritage. He has all of the character traits of a metro sexual yet claims to be a manly man and a viking.

He is so viking sexual he wears blue suede shoes

by FUPM May 3, 2018

viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

Viking a party

To arrive at a party, take all of the women and leave.

Alex: Hey Joel. Did you Viking a party last night?
Joel: Of course I did.

by THEPOOBANDIT January 17, 2017

Viking

Term used when someone does not have the best sanitary habits.

Man , that dude stinks, he’s a Viking.

by EJSman October 24, 2019

Viking

Or Viking straight means you will fuck both girls and guys but you are always the pitcher. When fucking guys, you have NO involvement with their dick. You fuck holes ONLY! Viking straight or in other words like a savage viking, you are heterosexual and holes on girls or boys are what you like to have sex with.

I consider myself a Viking straight, a hole is a hole. If you surrender it, I'll fuck it!

by Studmagic October 25, 2019