viking principles

Principles in which to live your life like a Nordic badass.

Looking both ways before crossing the street go against my Viking principles. Especially when there is village to rape and pillage on the other side.

by Nordic Beasty February 4, 2018

Viking a party

To arrive at a party, take all of the women and leave.

Alex: Hey Joel. Did you Viking a party last night?
Joel: Of course I did.

by THEPOOBANDIT January 17, 2017

Viking Eskimo kiss

When two dudes rub beards together.

Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing

by Viking Eskimo kisses November 3, 2021

Vikings: War of Clans

A SHITTY DATAMINING GAME WHO HELD BENJAMIN FLOWS AT GUNPOINT TO STREAM TO OTHERS UNTIL HE REACHED 30 ACCOUNTS MADE!!!!

Oh man, I love Vikings: War of Clans!

by babatunde erwin July 17, 2021

Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021

Vike

Vike is the kindest person you'll come across. He is patient and sweet.

Most importantly he is the most good looking person and sexy in everything he does. He is someone who'll make you want to be kinder and love.

Hi my name is VIKE

by Aandoahvenw November 24, 2021

Viking

A tall hairy Thai man that is prepared to destroy anyone that comes in his way with his penis.

Viking raided a house full of women and destroyed all of them.

by MadarchodCibai November 23, 2021