Van Bedrosian

A beastly man that is near to godly status... often compared to bears or horses...

when i grow up i want to be a Van!
or Vin deisel trains to be like Van Bedrosian

by gangstasteve January 26, 2010

van-damage

massive destruction

Those people next door are partying too loud. let's go break in and cause some van-damage!

by your mom September 7, 2003

Van Note

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks

Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!

by balhky July 19, 2007

Van Gogh'ing

To cut off your partner's ear only to gain the ability to stick your penis in the hole which used to be their ear

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR?!?" "Oh.. well my boyfriend was Van Gogh'ing me last night"

OR

Her brain must be full of semen since I just Van Gogh'ed her

by LatinKing293 January 31, 2010

van Nistelrooy

The most complete centre forward in the universe. Scored 25 goals in the English Premiership. Won the Golden Boot. Top goal-scorer in the UEFA Champions League. Appears in every non-bias Dream Team. Coveted by every top team. Better than any Henry, Beattie, Owen and fucking idiots (people who do not support the richest, biggest and best football club on earth, Manchester United. All in all, no one can say a bad word about him.

Value: £100000000000000000000000000000m pounds (the lowest price he would cost)

As perfect as Van Nistelrooy

by A Red Devil fan - same as 10billion people across September 16, 2003

Van Winkle

Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle

Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!

by maul731 December 23, 2006

Van Gogh

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'

e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau

by Fresher December 28, 2005