valentina trivino

very sexy capricorn that makes a 5’9, 29 year old british man her whole personality trait! you are very lucky if you are living in the presence of valentina. shes gorgeous, outstanding, sexy, wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl. its kinda disrespectful shes still single tho...maybe its bc all she does is obsess over white british men. valentina is completely obsessed with herself and nobody can ever change that.

- “omg did you see that pretty brunette over there?!”
- “oh, valentina trivino? yeah im so glad to be living on the same planet she lives on!”

by louistomlinsonsgirlfriend June 4, 2021

Valentina

She is a very sweet girl. She is the number 1 person in math and if you need help you can count on her. She can sometimes be shy but she is the best on in the class.

Anyone: Valentina can you help me pls your the best in the class
Anyone: OMG LOOK ITS VALENTINA *faints*

Anyone: OMG SHES SO PRETTY SHES PERFECT

by blah1land December 16, 2021

Valentina Venegas

Smartest person youll ever meet. She is a sweet and kind girl you can tell her anything and she wont tell anyone. Valentina loves to stay away from drama and will always be there for you

Anyone: OMG VALENTINA VENEGAS IS IT REALLY YOU
Anyone: OMG VALENTINA VENEGAS BE MY BESTIE

by blah1land December 16, 2021

valentina

Valentina is a nice person, she has lots of friends and loves them all. She can be a little mean at times but shes really caring. Words to describe valentina: Hot sauce, Funny, kind, caring, beautiful. Valentina is really pretty and everybody wants her, she has infinite rizz. She has a friend group with a bunch of emos. Valentina has really good style. Valentina also reminds you of hot sauce.

I love valentinas style! its so cool.

by oliviaaahdhhdhs January 11, 2023

southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

stefano valentini

A HOT ASS VIDEO GAME VILLIAN FROM:
The Evil Within 2
5'10
148 pounds
Italian 🇮🇹 Born in Italy
Psychotic serial killer photographer
Uses real gore for pictures aka his art

Damn Stefano Valentini work dat ass~

by uoYredruM June 14, 2018

Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.

"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"

by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019