Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 16, 2021

ur mom

ur mom is fat and ugly. she likes to fuck random ppl and get money for it. my mom is the best unlike urs. btw, did u know that u were created from a one night stand of ur mo and dad and ur mom gave birth to u in a club?

ppl:omg, its ur mom
u:i know

by flkjshfjwasnkj October 28, 2019

Ur mom

It is just to me a silly thing to say or just like Your mom is asleep.

UR MOM/Your mom is asleep.

by ella_loves_jesus April 18, 2023

Ur mom

A gay person

Me: ur mom gay
You: no u

by Killmedaddyuwu December 28, 2019

Ur mom

Is ugly

Dude she’s so ugly I mean she’s ur mom

by Marcos657emopizza February 17, 2022

Ur mom

Good In bed

Ur mom is very good in bed

by Urgaymom123 January 28, 2022

Ur mom

A comeback or roast people use when they're irritated, trynna be funny or sarcastic.

Mike: Who took my phone?
Jake: Ur mom!!

Other people: ohhhhhh roasted!!

by Mikayla19 February 27, 2017