Mia Turner

Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.

Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.

Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.

She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.

Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”

by Cockfighter101 February 24, 2022

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sheldon turner

Tierra Reynolds's Boyfriend

Hi I'm Sheldon Turner.

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Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

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The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.

I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!

by Little Buford February 14, 2024

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Jamian turner

A pussy that will run that cox sucker of his to anyone but can not back it up if u meet a jamian in ur life time just know he will touch ur butt and will call his grandma before u get to scrap with him jamian is the number 1 vagina of adams county

Stay away from pussy asses named jamian turner

by DANI the stain January 17, 2022

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