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Tuck and smother

The term "Tuck and smother" refers to the act of hiding a beer or other alcoholic beverage under your shirt/jacket/or other article of clothing and carrying it out of the bar or restaurant you are in, in order to drink it on the walk/drive to home/bar/party etc.

Term originated in the bars of Boston, MA.
Yo lets go to the next bar, I am going to tuck and smother this bud light out of here.

Hey, this place sucks lets tuck and smother these drinks and go back to my place.
by Vinny "Big Time" June 17, 2007
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gentlemens tuck

to put your hand behind you and lift your ballsack so they dont slap against the other gentleman while double penetrating the lucky lady.
oi parksie, that was very considerate of you to gentlemens tuck when we double teamed that bitch.
by VeeTee August 18, 2008
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tuck and fuck

When you fuck a girl with your shirt tucked into your pants or shorts. Usually done through the zipper hole.
Yo, I tuck and fucked this bitch last night. But I think I nipped my penis on the zipper.
by C-Dawg410 February 11, 2009
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Crop Tucking

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.
i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)
by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010
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trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection
"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."
by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010
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Friendship Tuck

When a known male person comes up behind you and stuffs their geintals in the back pocket of the jeans or pants you are wearing and stays there until you have noticed what he has done. Usually done in the pocket without a wallet, cellphone or comb in it.
Doug wanted to express his admiration of his long time acquaintance so he came up behind him and gave him a friendship tuck.
by Lardcore November 30, 2010
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tuck around

To place one's genitals in between one's legs and around the corner. Usually saved for instances of extreme urination.
John decided to play the ultimate card: To tuck around in order to avoid urinating on himself. He managed to both save himself from the embarrassment of pissing on himself while also completely embarrassing himself by doing the one thing no person should do.
by Pee pees October 31, 2013
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