Miss you as much as a toad and a frog 

Not at all. Not missing you one bit. Get the hint

I miss you as much as a toad and a frog

Miss you as much as a toad and a frog by Who knows, maybe you May 22, 2021

Code Toad 

1) Describing someone who, in a technology state, would steal someone elses work with their permission; but it was forced upon them.
2) A wicked, vile man or woman who is just plain idiotic.

1) "That kid Tim is such a Code Toad, he forced Kevin to give his visual basic project to him."
2) "Corey is a Code Toad because he slept in math every day for the past two weeks."

Code Toad by Tim Andres June 17, 2006

Holy toad

A legendary toad that has a huge gigantic penis that is longer than its body and can be used as a kick stand

While i was skating mom said there was a holy toad kicking the kick stand right in the middle of the drive way

Holy toad by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

Slippery Toad 

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.

Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.

Slippery Toad by Onlypudge November 30, 2011

LOAD TOAD 

A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!

Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!

LOAD TOAD by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021

hop toad 

Not knowing which end of your alimentary canal to point at the porcelain due to simultaneously experiencing severe nausea and abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations.

He was up all night pulling a hop toad after eating crab cakes from the stadium.

hop toad by JMR2 April 22, 2006

HOT-TOAD 

IT IS THE ACT OF PLACING ONES ANAL OPENING ON ANOTHERS MOUTH AND RELEASING GAS INTO SAID PERSONS MOUTH

JIM WALKED UP TO BILL WHILE HE WAS PASSED OUT AND HOT-TOADED HIM

HOT-TOAD by THERANDIZZLE May 12, 2009