E-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook October 28, 2007

The Great Tire

One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze

This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.

Tires: I am The Great Tire

Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you

Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

Twisted tires

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle

I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed

by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

tire slut

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!

I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!

by milfather May 7, 2021

bitch tired

‘Bitch tired’ refers to a demeanor when you look so tired that it looks like you just got done with a whole day of bitching.

Joe: how was your flight?

James: it was hell dude, got stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled, then got seated next to a baby

Joe: damn dude, you look bitch tired.

by Giraffesarentreal12 December 27, 2019

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017