high on tired

when you are so tired you feel high or incoherent to everyone/everything around you

Alex seems so high on tired that he is laughing at the wall.

by argie1963 July 15, 2016

tire slut

Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!

I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!

by milfather May 7, 2021

backup tire

When a person has plans with someone else but makes plans with another in case the original plans don't work out

Christian wanted to go to the movies with Shelbee, but he has plans with mistie the backup tire

by VagtasticDaddy March 26, 2017

bitch tired

‘Bitch tired’ refers to a demeanor when you look so tired that it looks like you just got done with a whole day of bitching.

Joe: how was your flight?

James: it was hell dude, got stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled, then got seated next to a baby

Joe: damn dude, you look bitch tired.

by Giraffesarentreal12 December 27, 2019

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.

“Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done”
- John James

by Johnbutter April 3, 2021

rusty tire

a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty

Girl:Hey can you give me a rusty tire
Boy:again

by weebtrash2103 December 21, 2016