Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020
Get the Tire Rackmug. a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty
by weebtrash2103 December 21, 2016
Get the rusty tiremug. The word means to move back and forth just like a spring . This is a phonetic sound derived from Bangla (also know as Dharnarthak Soubdha) (This word can be used to describe a impatient or joy or excitement.
by Mister Negative November 24, 2021
Get the tiring-biringmug. A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
Get the fuzzy tiremug. by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018
Get the tire gangmug. When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ
Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"
by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016
Get the dumbass tiredmug. When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing
Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.
by SpanishTire August 4, 2021
Get the Spanish Tiremug.