On days when Tim is not playing basketball, he enjoys going out for a leisurely ride in his 1997 Honda Accord. He shops at Sears, likes to eat saltine crackers, and often goes on bike rides with friends from his middle class neighborhood. He plays golf in the offseason with his father. Tim would not comment on the latest National Enquirer article alleging that he once made facial expressions in the mirror while shaving and smiled in his 7th grade yearbook photo.
by The Real Izzy January 22, 2005
I couldn't finish my homework because I was with Tim's Mom. Do the Tim's Mom like you did Tim's Mom last night.
by 778rather January 06, 2012
"...Tim Pawlenty, who you may recognize from his previous jobs as former governor of Minnesota and your high school guidance counselor." - Stephen Colbert
by skillcosby88 September 13, 2011
How to know if you have been the receiver of a "Dirty Tim" ...after intercourse or oral sex a man will release an unusually large amount of his semen onto your chest
by Timmy Passion November 16, 2011
A man who claims heterosexuality while clearly exhibiting homosexual tendencies. Example: having a history of participating in cheerleading and/or other significantly un-manly activities (knitting, dance lessons, clothes shopping, etc.), and attempting to increase the manliness of said activities by explaining that they partnered with their sister.
Additionally, this man will likely possess a very lady-like animal, most likely a dog with a stupid name.
This man will attempt to cover up his femininity by claiming and subsequently denying having a girlfriend who wears pajama pants but refuses to be seen in public.
Additionally, this man will likely possess a very lady-like animal, most likely a dog with a stupid name.
This man will attempt to cover up his femininity by claiming and subsequently denying having a girlfriend who wears pajama pants but refuses to be seen in public.
by Franzia23 June 08, 2014
Tim Thomas, or, Timothy James Thomas, Jr. (born April 15, 1974), nicknamed "The Tank", is an American professional ice hockey goaltender for the Boston Bruins of the National Hockey League (NHL).
In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.
Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance
(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)
In the 2010-2011 Stanley Cup Finals, Thomas posted a shutout victory in Game 7 against the Vancouver Canucks.
Tim Thomased = To be denied or rejected of something of great importance
(Pronounced: Tim Thomas'd)
I tried to ask the waitress' out on a date but I got Tim Thomased!
I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!
I asked for raise but my boss Tim Thomased me!
by 604LilMike June 18, 2011
To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
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All forms of the Tim Allen include:
"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
"EELREEEE?!?!"
"EELLROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHROOO?!?!"
"AAARRGHHREEE?!?!"
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
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If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
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Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Answering questions
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
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Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
Jake: Yo, what's up man?
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!
Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Jake: ... what?
Johnny: Tim Allen...
Jake: ...
Johnny: EELLREEEEEEEEE?!?!
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Johnny: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Tommy: UUUEEGGHH?!?!
Sam: EELREEEE?!?!
Todd: AAARRRGHHHROOO?!?!
Jake: >=
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Johnny: So how's your boyfriend doing?
Jake: What the f--
Johnny:--AARRRGGHHROOOO?!?!
by Godknown April 20, 2007