Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe

The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard

by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021

Raccooning

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.

Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.

by tommytambor November 10, 2022

Grindr Raccoon

A Grindr Raccoon is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.

Joe joked with his friends saying that he is turning into a Grindr Raccoon after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps, realizing he was more interested in proximity and ease rather than quality or meaningful connections.

by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024

Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys

Hi terrorist raccoon

by karma5 March 27, 2023

Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.

Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.

by Y99crew April 22, 2023

Grindr Raccoon

A "Grindr Raccoon" is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.

Joe joked with his friends that he was turning into a "Grindr Raccoon" after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps realizing he settled for the closest person despite their lack of connection.

by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024

Orange Raccoon

Donald Trump

Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon

by ~yours truley~ the reach beach July 31, 2020