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Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.
Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!
by mousejockey September 8, 2011
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Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.
"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"
by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014
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Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
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Mouse Bungee

mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls
lets go watch idiot mouse bungee
by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020
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Fame-mouse

A youtuber who is becoming famous because of unfunny content
Viewer: "that mysticzoopy guy is such a fame-mouse, i wonder how"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"
by Mysticzoopy March 4, 2023
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Drops Mouse

This means the truth has been written/typed in a chat and no other words or information is needed. Straight to the point. Boom, enough typed. Simliar to "drops mic", but typed instead of spoken.
Can be a hashtag at end of a text or chat like #dropsmouse.
Ex coworker on chat - "My new job sucks, any chance my position is still available?"
Old boss on chat- "Like we want you back after you broke all of the code and bailed on us ....drops mouse"
by Azgolfgeek February 15, 2017
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Cock Mouse

A horny or touchy girl under the height of 5'4, or what you deem to be short
Person 1: "(person 2), your such a cock mouse, you know that?"
Peraon 2: "Im 5'5 so shut the fuck up"
by Mimmidae May 15, 2019
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