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french curves

A nice way to say a woman's love handles or muff top. The fat that hangs over the top of a girl's pants.
Look at that girl's french curves in that bikini.
by Big A. May 17, 2020
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Carlos curve

Oh my god I started seeing this new guy and he had the Carlos curve.
by Baconman6 November 24, 2022
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Brachistrochrone Curve

Describes the most efficient path of trajectory for an
object with an even ballistic coefficient drag force
travelling in a parabolic arch.

This object however must be travelling at any fraction
of gravity's constant speed (9.8 metres per second per second).
'Kim Jong Un's intercontinental ballistic missiles have an uneven
ballistic coefficient, so this must be compensated with the

brachistrochrone curve for best results.'
by Johann Bernoulli June 2, 2018
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Sleep Curve

A relative curve to the ratio of energy you have and amount of time you spend sleeping. The curve suggests the optimal amount of sleep is 8 hours and too much more or less sleep will lower the amount of energy you have.
Person 1:Man I am so tired even though I slept for 12 hours

Person 2: Well if you look at the sleep curve 12 hours is too much and you actually don't get much energy for sleeping that long.
by Bigestboi June 13, 2018
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Curve

To $#%^ on a woman poetically. In a gitchy manner which drives her insane causing her to come back for more each time. This was once called the zinger. You ignore her. Shut her down. Leaving her wanting more. Because she wants. What she can't have.

1) To curve is to be authoritative and dominant. You control the situation and let her know you're the man. That's what she wants. Someone to take control of her. And the situation.

You're just gonna shut her down with some friendly banter.

2) You can flat out reject her. It'll drive her crazy. Because her ego is too great. She must try again.

3) You control curve the attention in your favor. She wants her cake and to eat it too. She wants attention but too much attention is a bad thing. You seem desperate. You need to be unobtainable. Because then she'll want you. Let her think you have options whether you do or not. Give her attention. And then take years to respond. Because her mind will race at the possibilities of what your lack of response might be:

"Does he like me?"

"What's he doing?"

Every time you come back showing love you're like the drug she needs. You make her feel good. This is all part of the chase.

She wants attention. You must disappoint her. Bc then she will want more. Take years to respond as she twirls her hair going "where is this guy?" As she becomes more and more frustrated all the time. Curve her. Make her wait. It'll drive her mad. And drive her closer to you.
Example:

Woman: stay awhile 🖤

Man: see ya later alligator 🐊

Option 2:

Shorty: yada... yada.. sex with my tennis coach

Coach: I'm already giving someone tennis lessons. 🤷🏻 ♂️

#curve #yousee

Option 3:

Woman approaches man who has not responded to the last five texts.

Woman: You curving me? skittish

Man: No. I'm just in control of the situation.

Woman: That's hot.

Man: kiss

Option 4:

We're not posting this.

Are you against males or big dicks?
by onebigdickbandit July 15, 2020
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Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer
Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller
by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022
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to curve

To 'curve' someone is used in a situation where an individual is offer a form of cheese, but rejects it instead reaching for a more expensive/elegant piece of cheese. (Often done as a mating ritual)
Hey Derreck, you want some chedder? Nah fam I'm all about that camembert ya get me . (Derreck has begun to curve Simon)
by Roketleeggamer May 23, 2018
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