irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.

"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"

by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016

Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.

Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.

by Salsa GI May 7, 2003

The Shocker " two in the pink one in the stink"

It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".

"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"

by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle

A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles. A pleasurable sexual act first performed in South Boston. The act includes one's pinky being inserted into one's partner anus while extending the index and middle finger in a "V" formation towards the male's genitals and gently tickling, or stroking, the testicles.

Jim and I were at the bar and I asked him " Have you ever had a finger in your butt during sex? He said no. I asked if he knew of the Boston shocker a.ka. bean town tickle? He said, no. I whispered it in his ear. We left the bar to head back to my place. "

by southietickler September 20, 2015

shocker

When three finger up ring finger down. Two up the pussy, one up the ass.

woah bruh u shockered that baddie at 420 ur mean bruhhh

by Itsliongirl April 22, 2022

Thorn shocker

A derivative of the shocker wherein the person performing the shocking crosses the index and middle finger as well as the ring and pinkie finger, creating two awkwardly twisted and "thorny" shocking apparatuses.

The reverse shocker wasn't quite satisfactory to m'lady, thus I resorted to the thorn shocker.

by Shockerific February 5, 2009