Jacob

Jacob is a ugly annoying man. He has to many stories and shitty friends. He’ll facetime you constantly just to get on your nerves. He has a small dick and a huge ego. Don’t be friends with a Jacob.

Ewww, run Jacobs coming.

by Jacobhater101 July 2, 2018

Jacob

He is one of the ugliest kids I know. He has a tiny penis, and never gets a girl. All thought he likes every girl at school, he’s always lonely.

Dude Jacob has a tiny ding dong

by Nolanpf June 22, 2019

Jacob

A stupid faggot

That person is such a Jacob

by jacobisweird October 18, 2018

Jacob

Very Flakey, says he has Psoriasis, touches himself on the daily, has a disease known as MicroPenis, terrible in bed, but he is the greatest whale in the hood.

Jacob you are a very large whale, but we love you!

by PoopieFace9111 March 8, 2017

Jacob

This kid could gas the whole entire school if he wanted to. He lowkey looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron and he's sexy as hell.

That kid looks like Sheen... he's probably a Jacob

by Sheen Lover 69 April 25, 2017

jacob

STUPID FAG WHO WATCHES TRAPS

HE IS JACOB HE IS GAY

by normal_baked_bean October 10, 2017

Jacob

Jacob. He is the most amazing peron you can meet. He makes you happy. He will love you unconditional. He might be a little over protective only because he loves you💕. Sometimes he would say things he wish he had never said but in the end he makes it all up with everthing you love. So if you Know someone Jacob. Keep him,he is something else with his smile its heart warming💕💕

Jacob, i love you for everthing you've done for me💕

by LoveIsStrong September 22, 2019