hairy cock

what i told your dad last night. i shat on his face

i said to my step bro "hey, your dad has hairy cock"

by very hairy jerry January 5, 2021

Hairy swingers

The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled.

Haw fanny-baws, wrap that nonsense or you'll catch a swift boot in the hairy swingers!

by Wee Woolie wan July 14, 2004

hairy tuba

Blowing on the end of a penis whilst fondling the hairy mansack below.

She played my hairy tuba like she was in the philharmonic.

by S. H. September 30, 2004

hairy goblet

A vagina that grows hair on the inside....(digusting)

...but i like it.

I took a muff dive for a vertical bacon sandwich, but ran into a hairy goblet on the way!!

by george griblles July 2, 2006

hairy donut

excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter

I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut

by Phil McKeister December 28, 2003

Hairy Cheerio

A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years

Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio

by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008

Hairy Otter

Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.

Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".

Totally beloved by tweeny otters.

Hairy Otter bravely waved his trout wand, driving back the evil Wart Pigs Of Doom.

by scodder April 27, 2010