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Ratio FC

Person 1: Have you heard about Ratio FC?
Person 2: Yeah, they are probably the greatest team known to mankind.
by ratioman August 1, 2021
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Chelsea Fc

This is the best club in the game don't @ me. Compared to it all other clubs are wack.
by Ysl42069 November 13, 2018
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Rentford Town FC

The biggest fanbase in the Blox Football League which in a season had a minimum average attendance of 70, the highest being 250. Despite the results of recent seasons being poor the club has still the best fanbase, they are famous for Oakfield Park stadium which was very cramped as it had 4 stands both built in completely different eras of design/building. Away fans do not like travelling to this stadium not only due to its cramped and how they are separated via a chainlink fence and food bins but due to the poor lighting all over the stadium.
Person1: Rentford Town FC is so shite Person2: So what we have the best fanbase in the league and we're in div2
by The Mike Williamson August 4, 2023
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Skerries Town FC

A shit football club in north Dublin full of posh gays who think they are superior to everyone. They have a shit football team but their best player is Ciaran Power.
“We are playing Skerries Town FC next week
“They are shit the only have Ciaran Power”
by Nurse Fish October 17, 2021
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Arsenal FC

Arsenal Football Club is a club in Northern London, founded as Dial Square in October of 1886, as of September, 2023, they are the 3rd most successful Premier League club, having 13 Premier League titles, below Liverpool, and Manchester United. Their grounds are called “The Emirates”, due to Arsenal having a sponsorship deal with Emirates Airlines. Their top scorer is forward Thierry Henry, and their top assister is also Thierry Henry. Their current captain is Norwegian midfielder Martin Ødegard, and their current manager is Spanish manager Mikel Arteta.
Arsenal’s largest win was a 12-0 win as Woolwich Arsenal against Loughborough in the Second Division, on 12th March 1900.
Their largest loss was also against Loughborough, as they lost 8-0 on 10th December 1896, in the Second Division.
“My favourite Premier League club is Arsenal FC.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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Lee FC

What team does that sexy boy Thomas Rooney play for? Lee FC
by Lee FC December 26, 2021
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Vancouver Whitecaps FC

A professional soccer (or association football outside of Canada and the U.S.) team based in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, that has competed in Major League Soccer (MLS) since 2011 and plays its home matches at BC Place, one of only two indoor stadiums in the MLS. Under the leadership of head coach Jesper Sørensen, this team will win the 2025 MLS Cup, the Supporters' Shield for the 2025 MLS season, and the 2025 CONCACAF Champions Cup (yes, they will beat the "GOAT" Lionel "Pessi" Messi and his "superteam" of Inter Miami CF in the Champions Cup Semifinals after the Whitecaps eliminated two strong Mexican teams: beating a post-prime Sergio Ramos and CF Monterrey in the Round of 16, and beating PUMAS in the quarterfinals through a last-second goal by Tristan Blackmon in the 93rd minute). The Whitecaps are one of the only three Canadian teams in the league, along with Toronto FC and CF Montréal, and the only MLS team based in the Western Conference. A notable player who played for the Whitecaps is the current captain of the Canadian men's soccer team, Alphonso Davies.
Vancouver Whitecaps FC is the best football club in North America right now; they can compete against the top football (soccer) clubs from Europe, especially clubs in the Big 5 European Football Leagues.
by WesternCanadian April 13, 2025
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