Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese
My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake
by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022
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Cheesecake Mafia

Where a bunch of uncircumcised men collect their dick cheese and start a cheese factory.
Hey Max, wanna start a Cheesecake Mafia?
by Undercover MVP July 1, 2022
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cheesecake

Use cheesecake when his/her opinion has a point
by justin seagull y'all June 9, 2020
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This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.
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Seeing someone nod their head in a weird way* “omg Audrey that is so give her some more cheesecake
by Anna23453cats December 24, 2023
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Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.
How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.
by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019
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Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg
by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024
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