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Backdoor Bandit

An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.
Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.
by BookuBucks April 18, 2013
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Watering the Backdoor

I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.
by anonymous September 13, 2023
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backdoor funpocket

Imma fuck Nick in the backdoor funpocket
by agdude6 March 4, 2016
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Backdoor Chupacabra

When you are eatinga nachos with your right hand and putting a dildo in your butthole with your left hand.
Emily was having a great Saturday night giving herself the backdoor chupacabra.
by Mr Sky November 3, 2018
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Backdoor Baby

When jizz churns together with shit and is birthed after anal penetration
After Steven and Adam enjoyed some good ole Tex-Mex, Adam invited Steve back to his place for some butt love where he later pushed out a backdoor baby
by LeviticusJ August 17, 2020
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Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.
I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.
by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023
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Backdoor Meatpie

1. The act of fucking ones anus while the other shits, making a brown squishy substance which both partners eat afterwards.

2. Eating ones shit then spitting it back into their anus then proceeding to fuck until you cum into the mixture.
"Edwin, Dean and I just did a backdoor meatpie"
"How was it?"
"Taste like shit!"
by Two Legged Twat Monkey September 19, 2016
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