pommell end

The end of your cock, or alternatively a person who is considered a dick head.

'I've got a really itchy pommell end'
'I beat her around the face with my pommell end'

'David is a right pommell end'

by zevina November 1, 2006

Bell End

big shiny purple end of the penis

its not my fault i can't get it up, just lick my bell end

by Pinter Winnet May 9, 2003

knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

by titwanker August 15, 2003

Text end

When your significant other breaks up via text message.

suzie: are you still dating ray?
emily: no, he text ended it on friday.

by emily darwin August 1, 2010

a happy ending

A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free.

I'm going to get myself a happy ending after work today.

by savvy16 January 19, 2014

Sad Ending

The opposite of a happy ending. One pays to perform a sexual act on another.

Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.

by AHW September 30, 2012

screb end

A Person Who Is A Complete Prick; A Person Of No Use; A Dirty Person

You are a right screb end, do you know that

by Sean OG January 17, 2004