by Skyler Saunders May 25, 2005
When an asian prostitute takes her roast beef pussy, wraps her discolored vag lips around a man's penis, and jerks him off.
by checkyourpockets November 06, 2006
When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.
Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!
by Anal Safari August 24, 2009
sarah : mr miller just invited me to his bubble wrap party wana come with?
chris : do you even have to ask?! I'm there!
sarah : I might wear my mad hatter costume.
chris : that would be a strange sight
sarah : well i think i will. the bubbles will keep me safe
chris : do you even have to ask?! I'm there!
sarah : I might wear my mad hatter costume.
chris : that would be a strange sight
sarah : well i think i will. the bubbles will keep me safe
by miss mad hatter May 06, 2008
When your working in a restaurant and someone you hate walks in and orders food, you cum in their food and mix it in.
by Devious B September 10, 2008
by Adrienne Moore August 19, 2004
Wrap saran wrap around your lower body like its a pair of boxer shorts. Wear it for 24 hours while eating foods that make you repetitively fart into said wrap. after the wrap is at the point where it can get no stinkier, take it off and slap your girlfriend in the face with it during sex.
Colleen broke up with me last night because I pulled the Saran wrap trap on her. I miss her already.
by Sally Crapbasket June 21, 2009