the goose fair

An annual event in Nottingham. There are rides, games and mushy peas. Exactly 18,786 geese attend the goose fair, which makes it the best.

- are there actually any geese at the goose fair?

- yes. lots

by the_goose_man October 20, 2011

fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib June 24, 2007

Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

by Chrisity May 26, 2008

fair enough

Situation: When two guys are checking out a girl from a distance, and she looks better up close than expected. Usually follows the answer to the question "Potential?"

Dude: Check out that one, 2 o'clock.
Bro: Potential?
Dude: Yeah.
(Girls walks up close and is smoking hot)
Dude and Bro: Fair Enough!

by BP10 November 14, 2007

fair does

A variation of fair deuce, fair do's and so on.

fair play, good point (as in tennis).

Used informally to acknowledge good verbal comebacks.

"I don't like it, take it down"

"the rest of the committie likes it though"

"ah, fair does."

by Skellious March 22, 2010

fair one

A well-deserved bitch slap or sucker punch.

The guy at Satarbuck's cut in front of me in line, so I gave him a fair one.

by mr. 451 August 04, 2008

Fair shout

If something seems good or reasonable, could also refer to a good decision, or alternatively a good comment.

Person 1: I think I might have a cheese sandwhich.
Person 2: That's a fair shout.

by Chrisity May 26, 2008