Brock Texas

A pussy ass town with a bunch of faggots who have blonde hair and perms they think they are nice a football but just play homeless kids from some shithole. They all go to teskeys and buy a bunch of unnecessary shit to hunt at the Grandad’s high fence and post on instagram. Brock kids are complete pussys and wish they were Aledo. If they don’t play at Aledo they go to Brock because they are gay as fuck. Some of the sluts are pretty hot and like to fuck dudes from other towns. Most people think they are the shit but fuckinv suck

I’m not popular, cool or athletic enough to be at Aledo so I move to Brock and dye my hair and perm it. Because I live in Brock Texas

by Johnnyhorsedick July 30, 2022

Texas Left

The conventional direction of "down."

It's right behind the rock on the left. No, your left. Texas Left.

by thehoboking August 20, 2006

keller texas

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.

"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"

by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013

Stinkadena, Texas

Pasadena, Texas; known for its smelly air from chemical plants on the Houston Ship waterways.

"The Smell of Money" according to one columnist for the Houston Chronicle daily newspaper.

Endearing name like "Windy City", and Cake-eaters.

Growing up here in Stinkadena, Texas, I know I'm home when I can smell Pasadena.

by Mr. Meek March 3, 2008

Welcome to Texas

eating out a girl, then later to find out you contracted illness from her vag.

Strope was Welcome to Texas,then passed on strep to the rest of his roommates.

by Yell Leader Alpha December 16, 2008

texas deer

A female who resembles a texas deer: small body, but a huge rack.

Porn Star Crissy Moran is a texas deer.

Adam: "Hey Matt, check out that texas deer!"
Matt: "Nice. She must be a size 1, but those are at least size D boobs."

by hooked on crack June 5, 2010

Weatherford Texas

A place where you go to live. And end up never leaving. Full of truck sluts, diesel douches, mommy and daddys wallets and a bunch of meth addicts.

The birth place of the clap apocalypse 2015. The only place you can get black smoked, beat up by a 28 year old twice your size at a highschool party then get your dicked sucked by a random girl.

Weatherford Texas? ohh, you mean piece of shit?

by Daddycummy69 August 26, 2016