Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021

Turner

A last name of a bad ass mother fucker

_______ Turner is a bad ass

by T56865 October 23, 2019

Eloise Turner

Eloise is the cutest best person on earth and deserve the world

“Do you know who Eloise Turner is”
“Yeah she’s the best person ever

by Big dick Dave 42069 December 15, 2019

Plate-turner

N. A person with the odd dining habit of eating each item on their plate in its entirety before rotating the plate and eating the next one.

I was a plate-turner as a child: had to eat all of my pork chop first, then all of the green beans, then the mashed potatoes, rotating the plate each time so the next food item was directly in front of me.

by M.C. Slim JB October 22, 2010

Alice Turner

Is the most amazing girl, she is stunningly beautiful, kind to everyone and nobody can help but envy her.

Wow, that was Alice Turner!

by kittykat123456789 November 1, 2010

Turnering

The act of being a weak-ass bitch. Commonly used term in a planning process.

Person 1: we still going into town tonight?
Person 2: sorry I totally forgot, haven't got time now...
Person 1: are you Turnering on me again?!?

by Cräigermeister February 4, 2019

Gnat Turner

A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.

We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.

by Miss Janky August 10, 2008