Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...
"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"
by Mr Marky November 08, 2007
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Egress a Hot Mess

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.
After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.
by natfipples November 07, 2017
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hot tranny mess

noun. "Hot tranny mess" was coined in 2008 by Christian Siriano, an American fashion designer and the winner of the fourth season of American reality show Project Runway. His remark incensed the transgendered community. He soon apologized for the remark.

The term is now used to describe generically anyone (regardless of sexual identity) who is any of these: a fashion nightmare, a bad dancer, sloppy drunk, has atrocious manners, tells hilarious off-color jokes, is very funny, is flamboyant, or whose life is in shambles or an endless comedy of errors.
Who is that hot tranny mess getting thrown out of the bar?

Oh, my God! That's too funny! You crack my ass up, you hot tranny mess!
by NickAtlanta July 29, 2009
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big hot mess

a place/person/school/town/group that has loads of drama that people "complain" about but in reality everyone (or most people) love it because all the crap keeps it interesting
person 1: all this shit is just gettin' annoying
person 2: nah, it's a big hot mess--you learn to love it
person 1: true---keeps life interesting
by chickadee47 June 07, 2009
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Messed-Up Mardi

An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.

To create this addictive drink you need the following:

- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser

1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!

ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)

ENJOY!
"Did you try that Messed-Up Mardi drink yet?" "Hell yeah! I'm M-U-M'ed YO!"
by Sacrem September 09, 2009
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Messed Up Kids

Messed up kids” is a personality or an attitude of young people who feel different and messed up in a way. People who don’t like being stuck in a stereotype. People who do things based on feelings and not standarts.
by messedupkid March 30, 2021
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Stress over a mess

Having feelings for an ex-gf/bf who wasn't worth it
Chris: Joseph just broke up with his girl and hasn't eaten in days, I don't

want him to stress over a mess
by KeviNasty August 08, 2016
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