dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

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tire gang

more like broken leg gang

tire gang?
more like broken leg gang

by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018

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High-tired

The act of being so tired you act high.

When you are a band kid, and you have a football gamer till 11:30pm and competition tomorrow at 3:00am.

Conversation: What’s wrong with Kyle?

Idk, man he could be high-tired.

(Kyle is dancing with no music playing)

by Jerone-with-two-rones September 15, 2018

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trump tired

Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 1, 2017

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Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

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Tire Rack

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.

by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020

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