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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
mugGet the captain crackheadmug.

Crackhead

Wow that is a mad crackhead he need some cro to calm down
by Ganglyeyes January 6, 2019
mugGet the Crackheadmug.

crackhead

a person to describe lauren. she is a crackhead . always forgets stuff and is annoying but most importantly has a stank butt.
eww lauren is a crackhead
by Ddddkdmdms December 22, 2018
mugGet the crackheadmug.

real crackheads

people named : rayna, eydda, vjæna, tæní, wikki223, phippy and some times krissakisa are the type of people who act like they on crack everyday and act like they are 5yo but really they are just smoking weed
omg look at the girls!
yeah they are real crackheads
by Troll223 December 11, 2019
mugGet the real crackheadsmug.

Crackhead collins

A crackhead Collins is

Someone who smokes the drug crack
by Cheese boards r us October 26, 2018
mugGet the Crackhead collinsmug.

Crackhead

Specific glee addicts that come in a pair of 2
Maddy is such a crackhead
Madlief is such a crackhead
by Pief2.0 June 9, 2020
mugGet the Crackheadmug.

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