Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

by Ganglyeyes January 6, 2019

a person to describe lauren. she is a crackhead . always forgets stuff and is annoying but most importantly has a stank butt.
by Ddddkdmdms December 22, 2018

people named : rayna, eydda, vjæna, tæní, wikki223, phippy and some times krissakisa are the type of people who act like they on crack everyday and act like they are 5yo but really they are just smoking weed
by Troll223 December 11, 2019

by Cheese boards r us October 26, 2018

by Pief2.0 June 9, 2020
